itp: you fondle udders

[cest_untrap]

COW MILKING LESSONS
learn how to give a good tug[there are signs all over camp pointing to the widest pasture, where the cows are lined up and looking strangely hopeful. sure enough, there are stacks of buckets and little stools... and beside them, a tiny french girl who seems amused! maybe a little annoyed, but mostly amused! she probably just

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[thedandymancan]

*raises his hand* What if we already know how to give a good tug?

[cest_untrap]

Then I think you're expected to give a hand.

[thedandymancan]

What if we don't want to get cow all over our expensive jacket?

[cest_untrap]

Hmm. Ladies?

[the cows are judging yooooou]

[thedandymancan]

Two can play this game. *JUDGING RIGHT BACK AT THEM 8|*

[cest_untrap]

[a cow steps out of line and is advancing on you]

[thedandymancan]

Alright, alright. I'll try it.

[cest_untrap]

They're pretty insistent.

[offers a bucket!]

[thedandymancan]

*sighs and takes off his jacket, grabbing the bucket with his free hand*

There's no way out of it, is what you're saying.

[cest_untrap]

Certainly not once you've approached. Do you want me to hold your jacket?

[thedandymancan]

It's alright. I'll set it on my briefcase.

[cest_untrap]

...why do you have a briefcase in camp?

[thedandymancan]

Because I like to work outside sometimes.

[cest_untrap]

What's your work?

[thedandymancan]

I'm a designer.

[cest_untrap]

Ooooooh~