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[drunken_sorcery]

*Is this your goat? This better not be your goat, because it's chewing on the hem of a coat belonging to a very irritated redhead and does not seem to want to let go. He might very well kick you if this is your goat.*

Stupid animal, let go.

((ooc: Intropost! Might be kinda slow, just to warn you. Edit: Aaand seriously slowing down now, it's

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[sillyrabitricks]

...again?!

[drunken_sorcery]

What do you mean, again? Is this yours?

[sillyrabitricks]

No, I mean YOU. Here. Again.

[drunken_sorcery]

I have no idea what you're talking about. *Tug tug. Stubborn goat is stubborn.*

[drunken_sorcery]

Yes? *Tug tug :|*

[drunken_sorcery]

What do you think? Of course I do. It won't let go.

1/2

[my_pleasure]

[ oh for the love of... ]

[my_pleasure]

Try asking nicely.

[drunken_sorcery]

... It's a goat.

[my_pleasure]

And? Your point? Try being a bit more polite to your peers, General. I'm sure they'd respond accordingly.

[hello_campers]

If you used Old Spice bodywash, you would tame that goat and open a circus. A magical, goat circus. Bringing joy to children everywhere.

[drunken_sorcery]

... I think I'll have to pass.

Maybe if it were ladies instead of children.

[but_a_wolf]

MARRIED!

[hello_campers]

If two men in a committed relationship is wrong I have no desire to be right.

[drunken_sorcery]

Oi, brat. Stop staring and help me.

[drunken_sorcery]

Do you know how expensive this coat was? I don't want to rip it. Get the goat off.