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[drunken_sorcery]

*Is this your goat? This better not be your goat, because it's chewing on the hem of a coat belonging to a very irritated redhead and does not seem to want to let go. He might very well kick you if this is your goat.*

Stupid animal, let go.

((ooc: Intropost! Might be kinda slow, just to warn you. Edit: Aaand seriously slowing down now, it's

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[my_pleasure]

[ oh for the love of... ]

[my_pleasure]

Try asking nicely.

[drunken_sorcery]

... It's a goat.

[my_pleasure]

And? Your point? Try being a bit more polite to your peers, General. I'm sure they'd respond accordingly.

[drunken_sorcery]

I'm sure he'd get along much better with you than he would with me.

[my_pleasure]

But he likes you so much already, see? It must be true love.

[drunken_sorcery]

Sorry to ruin your fantasy, but I don't go for livestock.

[my_pleasure]

I know a couple sows who would beg to differ.

[drunken_sorcery]

What, were they too high-class to sleep with you?

[my_pleasure]

Rather, I was propositioned in your startling absence, but even a good guy like me couldn't find it in him to sink to your level.

[drunken_sorcery]

You must have broken their hearts. I'm sure they saw you as one of their own.

[my_pleasure]

No, just you. Now, General, are we done with the petty insults yet? I've been waiting for you to say something interesting.

[drunken_sorcery]

There is still a goat eating my clothes. If you want me to say something interesting you can help me get it off.

[my_pleasure]

The goat's not my problem.

[drunken_sorcery]

Then shut up.

*... Alright. His patience is wearing thin. Goat, meet Judgment.*

[my_pleasure]

That's a bit overkill, don't you think?