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[putyaswordson]

[in the mess hall, a man just threw a jar of Miracle Whip into a wall.]

NO!

(slowing down, dropping threads, etc. thank you for dealing with mayo rage!)

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[brokenclover]

[eeps!]

[putyaswordson]

[CONDIMENT RAGE!!11]

How can you even use that as a substitute?! Bastards!

[brokenclover]

Eh?

[going over to look at the jar]

. . . Ahh.

[putyaswordson]

[trying to caaaalm down a little]

Kunogi-san, stay away from it. It's disgusting. And there's glass...

[inui_log]

*eyebrow raise* Nice throw, although I'm 100% uncertain what the jar did to offend you.

[putyaswordson]

It's not the jar! It's the shit inside it!

[inui_log]

Oh? What is it?

[putyaswordson]

A complete perversion of... whatever the hell it's supposed to be.

[saucelavie]

[OH MY GOD WHAT.]

[putyaswordson]

[FUCK MIRACLE WHIP]

[saucelavie]

[cautiously approaches. SUPER CAUTIOUSLY.]

... Is there something wrong, Monsieur...?

[putyaswordson]

[TURNS SUDDENLY AND ANGRILY]

This... this shit...! How can people eat this?! Or use it as a substitute?! You don't SUBSTITUTE mayonnaise, that's a sin!

[bookwormbadass]

[had her own tray of food, leaning back to avoid projectiles] --What?

[putyaswordson]

[THE ANTI-MAYONNAISE ALTERNATIVE]

Those fuckers...!

[bookwormbadass]

You don't like mayo?

[putyaswordson]

THAT'S NOT MAYONNAISE!

[necessaryevil]

...Was it the condiment or the wall that offended you?

[putyaswordson]

The shit in the jar! How can anyone eat that garbage?!

[necessaryevil]

I'm sure there are worse things to eat here.

[putyaswordson]

Yeah - anything with this... this...! This cheap imitation sauce added to it! Real mayonnaise can't be replaced with this!