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[putyaswordson]

[in the mess hall, a man just threw a jar of Miracle Whip into a wall.]

NO!

(slowing down, dropping threads, etc. thank you for dealing with mayo rage!)

Comments

[necessaryevil]

...Was it the condiment or the wall that offended you?

[putyaswordson]

The shit in the jar! How can anyone eat that garbage?!

[necessaryevil]

I'm sure there are worse things to eat here.

[putyaswordson]

Yeah - anything with this... this...! This cheap imitation sauce added to it! Real mayonnaise can't be replaced with this!

[necessaryevil]

...You're very passionate about mayonnaise.

[putyaswordson]

It's the greatest condiment of all.

[necessaryevil]

Is it?

[putyaswordson]

Yes. Even American mayonnaise works, compared to this... whatever it is.

[necessaryevil]

It's called "Miracle Whip" according to the label.

[putyaswordson]

It doesn't matter what its called, it needs to stop sneaking into my food.

[necessaryevil]

It snakes into your food.

[putyaswordson]

I put mayonnaise on something, and the next second its this. I couldn't take it anymore. I'll clean it up - forget this ever happened.

[necessaryevil]

So camp likes playing games with you.

[putyaswordson]

The same as with everyone else, but this was getting inexcusable.

[sighs, flicks cig ashes into the pile of sandwich spread mess on the ground] I gotta clean up.

[necessaryevil]

...At least you're taking responsibility.