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[say_thee_nay]

[And in this corner of the typically expansive center of Camp, there's a god and a space raccoon seated on a bench. It's a very nice bench--sturdy, with plenty of room--but one of them doesn't seem terribly happy about being there. Could that have something to do with the sign overhead...?

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[raccooniverse]

And remember, if you do adopt--a god is for eternity, not just for Christmas!

[say_thee_nay]

Rocket, pray do not humor the encampment's chicanery.

[raccooniverse]

You'd rather I just sit here and glower? I've seen how well that's worked for you so far...

[say_thee_nay]

I am attempting to suffer through this farce with quiet dignity.

[youmainot]

. . .

Right.

[placeholder, will be back after dinner!]

[say_thee_nay]

[... alas.]

Lady Mai. Well-met, if under typically awkward circumstances...

[youmainot]

I can keep walking past, if that's better.

[say_thee_nay]

... Could'st thou but bear the indignity, milady, I should appreciate the company.

[nocturnemission]

Uh... Sorry, but I'm not looking for any pets right now.

[raccooniverse]

Hey! That's no way to talk about my buddy Thor! Go clobber the rain-slickered buffoon, my buddy Thor!

[nocturnemission]

I don't need any clobbering! It's not like I put the sign up!

[raccooniverse]

I meant for calling Thor a pet. There's no call for that, and he's very sensitive about that kind of thing.

[roundhouselaser]

I'll take the bench.

[say_thee_nay]

Thou'rt welcome to it. Could I but surrender it to thee, I would.

[roundhouselaser]

Can't get up, huh?

[say_thee_nay]

Not at present... Courtesy of the encampment, no doubt.

[tldr_words]

[smirky elf is smirky]

On the contrary, I believe this is a tolerable bargain.

[say_thee_nay]

Verily? Nay, 'tis rather one no honest bargainer would e'er accept.

[tldr_words]

I nearly think you are suggesting I am dishonest.

[say_thee_nay]

Not at all... I am merely suggesting an alternate, though what I feel is also a more accurate, appraisal of the situation.