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[nut_timesharing]

[there is an adorable boy being followed by a trail of cute squirrels chittering at his ankles. awww.]

Go away! Why the hell should I care about your problems?

[...maybe not that adorable.  The squirrels, however, are cute!]

Comments

[likesithot]

[ SO AMAZED ]

They really like you! That's kind of cool, how did you get them to do that?

[nut_timesharing]

If I knew, I'd get them to stop.

[likesithot]

They're like a little squirrel army, though! Why would you want them to stop?

[nut_timesharing]

Because they're weak and stupid.

[machiavelliyaan]

...T-the squirrels have problems...?

[nut_timesharing]

Yeah. But I don't care. They can fix their own problems.

[machiavelliyaan]

...

[crouches and looks at the squirrels]

[nut_timesharing]

[THEY ARE ADORABLE. THEY BELONG IN A DISNEY MOVIE, EVEN.]

What?

[nut_timesharing]

What the hell are they doing?

[nut_timesharing]

I'm not a Centurion; this is their job.

[makin_you_cry]

You should help them. Hm!

[nut_timesharing]

And why would I do that?

[makin_you_cry]

Because they are asking, of course!

[nut_timesharing]

I don't get anything out of that?

[allyourcows]

Are you talking to them?

[nut_timesharing]

What about it?

[allyourcows]

I did not think anyone spoke squirrel here, except other squirrels; it all just sounds like chittering, to me. What are they saying?

[nut_timesharing]

I'm not listening.