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[nut_timesharing]

[there is an adorable boy being followed by a trail of cute squirrels chittering at his ankles. awww.]

Go away! Why the hell should I care about your problems?

[...maybe not that adorable.  The squirrels, however, are cute!]

Comments

[likesithot]

[ SO AMAZED ]

They really like you! That's kind of cool, how did you get them to do that?

[nut_timesharing]

If I knew, I'd get them to stop.

[likesithot]

They're like a little squirrel army, though! Why would you want them to stop?

[nut_timesharing]

Because they're weak and stupid.

[likesithot]

They're cute!

[nut_timesharing]

Tch. Humans.

[likesithot]

...what's that supposed to mean?

[nut_timesharing]

Why would something deserve better protection just because you think it's cute?

[likesithot]

We were talking about protecting them? Are they in danger?

[nut_timesharing]

No.

[likesithot]

Then why'd you ask?

[nut_timesharing]

...what does it matter?

[likesithot]

It was just a weird question to ask.

[nut_timesharing]

It's not weird!

[likesithot]

It is too weird!

[nut_timesharing]

Why would I listen to you?