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[purple_pliers]

I made a new batch of gorilla repellent. Does anybody want some? It's non-toxic, and works like mosquito repellent, not bear spray, just to clarify. You can come pick it up in front of the hospital if you like

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[ahotpeace]

[comes by walking... er. flying luke]

[purple_pliers]

[jumps down to give you a kiss and roughhouse with the puppy]

[ahotpeace]

Hey. More repellent? I didn't think the gorillas were being much trouble on the farm.

[purple_pliers]

They're not, much. But I ended up having to shoot one the other day, and... I'd rather this.

[goddamnbatsperm]

Yeah, this seems like a good use of your time and resources.

[purple_pliers]

[shrugs]

It comes in handy for me, and I make it in big batches. Why not?

[goddamnbatsperm]

It doesn't seem like there's any pressing need for it. I can think of other repellents I could use.

[purple_pliers]

Well, I shot one yesterday after it wrecked what I was working on. But what did you have in mind?

[faileh]

...your laptop's in my seat, babe.

[purple_pliers]

How rude of it.

[shifts it to her lap]

[faileh]

[hops in!]

What's up?

[purple_pliers]

Not much. I shot a gorilla yesterday and remembered that I usually don't have to.

[iamironman]

Gorilla repellent, kiddo?

[purple_pliers]

Tried and true.

[iamironman]

Must be popular.

[purple_pliers]

Not that many people need it, really, but it comes in handy for me, and I can't make it easily in small batches.

[00_07]

[walking by!]

Violet? What's that for?

[purple_pliers]

Hey, Vanya. Keeping gorillas at a reasonable distance.

[00_07]

Are they bothering you?

[purple_pliers]

Not in general. I had to shoot one yesterday, though, so I thought I'd mix up a batch of this. Do you want some?