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[purple_pliers]

I made a new batch of gorilla repellent. Does anybody want some? It's non-toxic, and works like mosquito repellent, not bear spray, just to clarify. You can come pick it up in front of the hospital if you like

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[00_07]

[walking by!]

Violet? What's that for?

[purple_pliers]

Hey, Vanya. Keeping gorillas at a reasonable distance.

[00_07]

Are they bothering you?

[purple_pliers]

Not in general. I had to shoot one yesterday, though, so I thought I'd mix up a batch of this. Do you want some?

[00_07]

... um, sure. I don't want to have to shoot one.

[purple_pliers]

Help yourself. Just spray a little on before you go out in the morning.

[00_07]

[takes one]

Does it just work for gorillas? Or other things, too?

[purple_pliers]

It mostly works for gorillas. When we had toucans, they didn't like it much either, but I haven't seem them around a lot lately.

[00_07]

Maybe it'll keep other bad things away... it's worth a try, right?

[purple_pliers]

Has something particularly been coming after you? I could probably make something more effective.

[00_07]

I don't like the sheep. Or the mistletoe.

[purple_pliers]

The sheep I can do something about, I think. The mistletoe is a bit of a lost cause. Sorry. I've tried and failed a few times with that, and it usually just makes things worse.

[00_07]

Could you invent something so I could pet the sheep without getting hurt? Or would that be impossible like getting rid of mistletoe?

[purple_pliers]

...I don't have to invent it, just wear rubber boots and gloves.

[00_07]

... that's it?

[purple_pliers]

It should work. Let me know if it doesn't.