IT'S JULY IN AUSTRALIA / ASIA.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy there, campers! We hope y'all are doing well out there in the cornfields of Nebrassikota! Sure, it's July, which means the temperature is a-risin', but that doesn't mean you kids can't still have fun! So for the occasion, me and my groundhog buddies have planted lots of lovely flowers all over the camp for your entertainment! Stop and

Comments

[butlersfoodcake]

[touches the sprig above his head curiously with two fingers]

Mistletoe. . . ?

[crosshisheart]

Isn't it early for this?

[butlersfoodcake]

I believe so. It's hardly the Christmas season.

[crosshisheart]

Maybe they celebrate it different here.

[insertdickjoke]

... This makes me question the state of the timezones here.

[fuckyoucow]

[oh baby baby.]

[insertdickjoke]

I see someone let you out.

[fuckyoucow]

Moooooooo.

[crosshisheart]

That's odd.

[watchingthegame]

[coming from behind you]

What's odd?

[crosshisheart]

[turns!]

Mistletoe.

[watchingthegame]

Wrong time of year for it.

[sharpasfire]

[welp, time to spend a month indoors again]

I hope you choke on it, you oblivious idiot.

[boldstarring]

First, roses are far more fragrant and second, didn't we just have this?

[halfcocked]

Roses are far more fragrant?

[boldstarring]

It's a word.

[halfcocked]

You kissed any guys yet today? Because I think you could kiss a dozen of them and not be any more gay than you are for saying shit like that.