IT'S JULY IN AUSTRALIA / ASIA.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy there, campers! We hope y'all are doing well out there in the cornfields of Nebrassikota! Sure, it's July, which means the temperature is a-risin', but that doesn't mean you kids can't still have fun! So for the occasion, me and my groundhog buddies have planted lots of lovely flowers all over the camp for your entertainment! Stop and

Comments

[boldstarring]

First, roses are far more fragrant and second, didn't we just have this?

[halfcocked]

Roses are far more fragrant?

[boldstarring]

It's a word.

[halfcocked]

You kissed any guys yet today? Because I think you could kiss a dozen of them and not be any more gay than you are for saying shit like that.

[boldstarring]

I wasn't aware that having an expanded vocabulary was apparently indicative of my sexual preference.

[halfcocked]

I can't understand you around the cock in your mouth.

[boldstarring]

... Right.

[halfcocked]

Ooh, nice one! [trying experimentally to back off]

[boldstarring]

[tries to step back as well.]

- damnit.

[halfcocked]

Your fault!

[boldstarring]

You're the one who approached me!

[halfcocked]

I didn't come that close, you moved closer!

[boldstarring]

I didn't even step towards you!

[halfcocked]

Well it wasn't me! Let's just get this over with!

[boldstarring]

Ugh ...

[halfcocked]

Oh yeah, like I'm fucking thrilled.