CABIN PLACEMENTS

[when_in_canada]

[Today, set up in the mess hall! Have a mountie. He's at a table towards the front, and has two clipboards, a pile of baggies full of pemmican, and an array of little whittled wood carvings

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[withcondolences]

That sounds very helpful of you~

[when_in_canada]

I do endeavor to be, Sir... would you be one such camper in need?

[withcondolences]

It seems that way, yes. I haven't got anywhere to stay yet.

[xxscottaholicxx]

[A HANDSOME MOUNTY IS HERE TO SAVE ME HOOORAYYYY also like. has clearly been sleeping outside for about a week.]

Uhm.

[when_in_canada]

....oh dear, you poor thing.

[HAVE A BROWNIE EASE HIS GUILT???]

[xxscottaholicxx]

Brownie! [HOM NOM]

[when_in_canada]

How might I help you, young miss? You need residence, I see.

[presidentsvice]

Hello, sir. I need a place, so what do you need to know?

[when_in_canada]

Ah, your living habits! Do you have any pets that would be moving in with you, do you smoke or stay up very late, simple things.

[presidentsvice]

I don't like animals, I don't smoke, sometimes I stay up late but I don't need a lot of light to read. Somewhere quiet, clean, and close to the library if possible...

[when_in_canada]

Ah, I will do my best, of course.

[ownshissword]

Oh! Me please!

[this is the biggest bloody placeholder ever as i am going to bed. very soon.]

[when_in_canada]

Hello! And your living habits?

[ownshissword]

Uh... normal?

[when_in_canada]

No smoking, no pets to accommodate or space requirements?

[00_07]

[stops in front of the table]

Wow... this is a lot better than a notice on a bulletin board.

[when_in_canada]

I thought people might need... er... incentive. And as you said, the notices were ineffective.

[00_07]

Incentive? Is that what the brownies are for?

[when_in_canada]

Indeed.