itp: comedic VIOLENCE?

[tsungunfire]

[maybe you just had your evening tea. or sat down to read something. or even had gone to sleep. whatever it is, or even WHEREVER it is, you are now rudely interrupted by something sounding like a roar from the darkest abyss, along with crashing sounds of destruction

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[trump_apple]

[WHAT IN THE WORLD. Satoshi is going to investigate, of course.]

Did a whole barn just blow up?!

[tsungunfire]

[are you approaching her, y/n?]

[trump_apple]

[Totally.]

Hey miss, are you okay?

[tsungunfire]

[turns]

Did you take it?!

[wayofthetsun]

--Jo?!

[tsungunfire]

Not here . . .

1/2

[wayofthetsun]

What's not? Did--

[wayofthetsun]

*oh god, dawning realization*

--Oh no, no that . . .

[lesbianjesus]

Oh dear~ whatever is wrong~?

[tsungunfire]

[this is quite the deadly glare]

Did you take it?

[lesbianjesus]

Why, how dangerous~! But my dear, what is it you're missing?

[tsungunfire]

Something that was stolen from me!

[no, I don't want to say what it is. that's PRIVATE]

[mafialure]

Ah... What seems to be the problem...?!

[lesbianjesus]

[LOCKED ON . . . from behind]

Oh, miss, excuse me~!

[mafialure]

[...looking around his immediate vicinity]

[lesbianjesus]

[APPROACHING] My dear lady, with the silky hair like midnight!

[tsungunfire]

Was it you, huh?

[tsungunfire]

Prove it!