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[boldstarring]

[if you pass by the lawyertarium this evening, you may very well notice that it has been thoroughly toilet-papered. streams of white tissue blow back and forth, hanging limply from every place imaginable around the building, including any surrounding trees or bushes or cornstalks. there is also a poor motorcycle that has fallen victim to what can

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[semivictory]

That, my friends, is true beauty!

[boldstarring]

The scarecrow was a nice touch.

[semivictory]

We can blame it on him! It's camp, it could be true!

[boldstarring]

I'd ask if you're serious, but I already know the answer to that.

[gleestud]

Aw, crap, we should've put panties on it or something.

[boldstarring]

And where would you have gotten those, exactly?

[gleestud]

There's a tree with undies! Don't tell me you didn't see that on your way in.

[boldstarring]

I haven't seen an underwear tree. Are you sure you didn't hit your head with one of the TP rolls or something?

[wrightpanties]

[running out of the Lawyertarium. GASP.]

[boldstarring]

- oh wow, you guys really got hit.

[wrightpanties]

This is way too early for Halloween.

[boldstarring]

Yeah, I'll say. People must be getting bored around here or something. This is like OC-level crazy.

[harisentai]

[... so this is a giant waste of nice things :\]

[gleestud]

[WHISTLES]

This is bananas!

[harisentai]

It is not.

[gleestud]

Well, no, it looks like toilet paper. A lot of toilet paper. But the "bananas" thing is a metaphor.

[tracksuitwinner]

...

There are starving kids in Africa who worked hard to weave that paper. I for one will not stand to see my eyes subjected to the toils of children in third world continents. Dispose of it immediately.

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The way it's intended to be disposed.

[gleestud]

...

Not saying it was me or nothin', but Coach Sylvester, I'm pretty sure flushing that much paper will make the sewers explode or something.

[tracksuitwinner]

Then you'll get a taste of where your life is heading then, won't you. Here. Have a high fiber shake to get you started.

[gleestud]

...pass?