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[if you pass by the lawyertarium this evening, you may very well notice that it has been thoroughly toilet-papered. streams of white tissue blow back and forth, hanging limply from every place imaginable around the building, including any surrounding trees or bushes or cornstalks. there is also a poor motorcycle that has fallen victim to what can

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That, my friends, is true beauty!

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The scarecrow was a nice touch.

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We can blame it on him! It's camp, it could be true!

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I'd ask if you're serious, but I already know the answer to that.

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You will learn in time, my child.

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You still totally look like you're fourteen and your penchant for Hanson-esque t-shirts doesn't help with that.

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Ha ha ha! Respect your elders, you little brat! We're not all raised on growth hormones like you foreigners!

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Hey. The human growth hormone rumors were completely unfounded.

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Then explain him! [POINTS AT FINN]

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I really can't. He's something of a gargantuan.

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I'm telling you! It's that cheese you people put on everything!

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Don't you mean the red meat?

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This is ten out of ten work. I thought I'd gotten rusty.

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Give your big, manly shoulders a nice pat!

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They should give out awards for this crap.

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I bet they do! Quick, get a picture of it! TO GOOGLE!