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[hebihymensama]

What brute had the gall to leave this puppy here?

[KICKS THE CRAP OUT OF ALPHA]

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[alwaysuserubber]

[PUPPY TO THE FACE]

[hebihymensama]

L-Luffy!

[hebihymensama]

LUFFY! [~*~*~*~RUNS TO HIS SIDE~*~*~*~]

[alwaysuserubber]

What the hell was tha--

[archaelologist]

[...]

He's hardly a puppy.

[hebihymensama]

How true. It is even more vulgar when it's fat.

[archaelologist]

[watching you molest my captain]

Ah, I suppose...

[hebihymensama]

[WE'RE IN LOVE I'M HAVING EIGHTEEN OF HIS BABIES RIGHT NOW]

[capt_liarpants]

*ducks the flying Alpha missile* GAH!!

[hebihymensama]

[~*~doesn't care~*~]

[capt_liarpants]

WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!

[hebihymensama]

SO IT WAS YOURS!

[sutureourfuture]

[why do i have a feeling that i'm not going to like you]

...you could've just walked around it.

[hebihymensama]

So it was yours then? You confess to this most grievous breach of decency!

[sutureourfuture]

It's just a dog. And it's not mine.

[hebihymensama]

Each word you speak only further proves your dark acts!

[moveurdeadfros]

[PUPPY LANDS IN AFRO- and promptly has his fall cushioned.]

Ah? My, is it raining dogs? I suppose the cats are soon to follow!

[hebihymensama]

[no. what the balls. MAYBE IF I IGNORE IT, IT WILL STOP EXISTING.]

[moveurdeadfros]

[TAKING PUPPY OUT OF AFRO. CUDDLING IT NOW.]

Oh, what a lovely dog you are- did you fall from aaall the way up there? Ah, I suppose I am quite fortunate that you did not land on my face with ferocious teeth like those- NOT THAT I HAVE ONE ANYMORE! YOOHOHOHOHO!

[hebihymensama]

No! Far, far too distasteful! I can't even bare to look on it! Quickly, turn away!