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[hebihymensama]

What brute had the gall to leave this puppy here?

[KICKS THE CRAP OUT OF ALPHA]

((new character, new voice, please read the anything else section and be ♥ gentle ♥))

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[sutureourfuture]

[why do i have a feeling that i'm not going to like you]

...you could've just walked around it.

[hebihymensama]

So it was yours then? You confess to this most grievous breach of decency!

[sutureourfuture]

It's just a dog. And it's not mine.

[hebihymensama]

Each word you speak only further proves your dark acts!

[sutureourfuture]

...I'm sorry, I'm not comfortable arguing with someone who's this stupid.

[hebihymensama]

. . .

I believe I've misheard you.

[sutureourfuture]

Your hearing sucks and you're stupid. Wanna let me know about any other problems you've got that makes me want to stop this conversation right now so I don't catch whatever idiot illness you've got?

[hebihymensama]

S-so disrespectful! Augh, I can not even bare to think that he exists! Something must be done!

[sutureourfuture]

[I'M GOING TO WALK AWAY NOW K BAI]

[hebihymensama]

Mero Mero Mellow~

[sutureourfuture]

[WHAT IS THIS EVEN]

[sutureourfuture]

[fuck this shit out goes a sword and FOR VERY INTELLIGENT REASONS I AM STABBING MY HAND]

[hebihymensama]

Hmph. Clever. But you shall not escape retribution for your disrespect!

[sutureourfuture]

[well explaining this is going to be fun]

Like I even give a shit.