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[fuckyoucult]

[it's early evening in Camp Fuck You Die. the sun slowly sets in the west, casting a red tinge across the swamp land. candles begin to flicker in the windows. crickets chirp. off in the distance, it sounds like a purple gorilla is furiously masturbating

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[grewuptootsun]

[I was trying to sleep in my hospital room and there is screaming what is going on what is this noise]

[fuckyoucult]

[APPROACHING YOU ....... FROM BEHIND]

[grewuptootsun]

[thats probably good because I have a switchblade in hand. Although the actual blade isn't out and Yuta is wobbling on his feet]

Wha...

[fuckyoucult]

[creeping creeping creeping. Creeping all the way up to the point where this cultist is directly behind you and leaning down to whissspeerrrr in your ear.]

Surprise ♥!

[gonwiththewind]

*screaming is new, going out to look*

What's going on?

[fuckyoucult]

[someone is looming behind her after she goes out. On the other hand there's also a kitten in a tree. What does she notice first?]

[gonwiththewind]

*... both :\*

What are you doing back there? You don't look like the kind of guy who'd want to save a cute kitty.

[fuckyoucult]

But I do like playing with kittens.

[idle_traveller]

[shooting when someone comes in. . . except it would help if her aim was straight]

[gunleftsmoking]

[nimbly dodges. just who do you think he is? he's the Goddamn Solid Snake.]

[idle_traveller]

[pulling a knife out of her boot]

Who are you?

[gunleftsmoking]

[wordlessly pulls a knife out of his own boot. his eyes aren't exactly able to focus on you, kiddo.]

[haspinkglasses]

[screams are never good]

[time to leave the hospital again]

[my_pleasure]

[ there's someone lurking behind you♥ ]

[hasmessyhair]

[And here comes someone running from the Cafe like a bat out of hell.]

BANJOU, BEHIND YOU!

[haspinkglasses]

[turns!]

Something you want?

[onlyquietwaters]

[sitting on the branch of a tree in the shadows, watching what's going on, alert]

[fuckyoucult]

[Just doin' my thing, kidnapping people.]

[onlyquietwaters]

[i have to interfere, you know, my jesus and girlfriend would be disappointed if i didn't]

Submarine Violin Tide!

[fuckyoucult]

[so mean :( But while you do knock a cultist over, another swoops in from behind to grab.]