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[fuckyoucult]

[it's early evening in Camp Fuck You Die. the sun slowly sets in the west, casting a red tinge across the swamp land. candles begin to flicker in the windows. crickets chirp. off in the distance, it sounds like a purple gorilla is furiously masturbating

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[onlyquietwaters]

[sitting on the branch of a tree in the shadows, watching what's going on, alert]

[fuckyoucult]

[Just doin' my thing, kidnapping people.]

[onlyquietwaters]

[i have to interfere, you know, my jesus and girlfriend would be disappointed if i didn't]

Submarine Violin Tide!

[fuckyoucult]

[so mean :( But while you do knock a cultist over, another swoops in from behind to grab.]

[onlyquietwaters]

[turning around with a kick, then back flipping to get room]

[fuckyoucult]

[Well okay, but can you kick down five at once?]

[onlyquietwaters]

[. . . nnno, and while this may not take them all out, i will go down fighting with my magic mirror]

Submarine Reflection!

[fuckyoucult]

[You take some out, though :Db and the rest jump in and grab for her.]

[windbeneathher]

Space Turbulence!

[have a sizable blast to the torso from somewhere off to the left, jumping in with her sword out]

[onlyquietwaters]

You're late.

[windbeneathher]

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess.

[onlyquietwaters]

You're excused. Now, let's take care of this and check on Usagi.

[windbeneathher]

On it.

[fuckyoucult]

[THINK AGAIN here come some more cultists.]

[windbeneathher]

[swiping at with her sword... laser... thing, releasing crackles of energy]

Is that all you've got?!

[tracknbythenose]

[Suddenly there is a dog.]