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[tracksuitwinner]

Well. Some of you may remember being the recipient of a fine, furry friend. And, some of you may remember being in your birthday suits for longer than even your mother would have wanted to see

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[wingsinthedust]

Me?

[tracksuitwinner]

I don't see anyone else around, do you? And narrow your eyes; their wide open innocence gives me indigestion.

[wingsinthedust]

*looks around then tries to half-close his eyes, but instead just looks like he's sleepy*

No, I do not. But if there is no one else how can there be a line?

[tracksuitwinner]

Do you know what every line starts with?

[inyohead]

You sent hamsters to spy on people?

[tracksuitwinner]

Now that is an allegation that will not stand in any court of law, and frankly I find questions from my prospective head cheerleader to be both unnecessary and irrelevant.

[inyohead]

Wait, I didn't say anything about court...

[tracksuitwinner]

Outstanding. Then we'll keep your little...escapades under wraps.

[art_crow]

Hey, how come I didn't get a hamster?

[tracksuitwinner]

...why was I not given one of these upgraded hand mixers when I first got here?!

[art_crow]

Hand mixers? Where? I've really been needing one of th---hey!

[tracksuitwinner]

*consulting notes for best health drink recipe :|a*

[informadick]

Hooh~ I'm curious.

[tracksuitwinner]

'Curious' is the least you should be. My, haven't we been a busy little bee.

[informadick]

Have we? I didn't realize we did anything together.

[tracksuitwinner]

Luckily your hamster informed me of your motives ahead of time. My brassieres are still in their proper places.

[boxbythebed]

Awww, I didn't get one.

[tracksuitwinner]

Well now that's because you failed. Blondes will always be more fun than brunettes. Let that be a life lesson.

[boxbythebed]

I dunno, I'm pretty good at having fun.

[tracksuitwinner]

It was...Jennifer, right? Let's hear some details.