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[tracksuitwinner]

Well. Some of you may remember being the recipient of a fine, furry friend. And, some of you may remember being in your birthday suits for longer than even your mother would have wanted to see

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[inyohead]

You sent hamsters to spy on people?

[tracksuitwinner]

Now that is an allegation that will not stand in any court of law, and frankly I find questions from my prospective head cheerleader to be both unnecessary and irrelevant.

[inyohead]

Wait, I didn't say anything about court...

[tracksuitwinner]

Outstanding. Then we'll keep your little...escapades under wraps.

[inyohead]

--wait, what? What escapades?

[tracksuitwinner]

In the bushes? Was that really necessary?

[inyohead]

I didn't do anything in the bushes--what are you talking about?!

[tracksuitwinner]

And honestly. I expect much more flexibility from my head cheerleader.

[inyohead]

You're just making things up now--especially if your going to start talking about my flexibility.

[tracksuitwinner]

Falls for it every time. You just gave everything away.

[inyohead]

I didn't fall for anything, because you're just making this all up.

[tracksuitwinner]

Exactly. And do you know why?

[inyohead]

How would I know that?

[tracksuitwinner]

Yes, how could you possibly be expected to know the mind of such a cunning woman as Sue Sylvester. It was an unfair question and for that, you may run some laps around the Mess Hall.

[inyohead]

*confused kunoichi is confused*

[tracksuitwinner]

LAPS, BLONDIE. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR ASS LOOKING AS FLAPPY AS YOUR MOUTH IS.