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[capt_liarpants]

*camp is still dark and people are still sick and Usopp's wandering around with a joke book*

S-So! Wanna hear a joke?

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[alwaysuserubber]

Na?

[capt_liarpants]

A joke! C'mon, you always want to hear a joke.

[alwaysuserubber]

Yeah! Tell me!

[capt_liarpants]

Okay, here we go. What did one plate say to the other plate?

[mechabro]

It better be SUPER.

[capt_liarpants]

Of course it's super, it's in a joke book! What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

[mechabro]

How the hell am I supposed to know? Tell me.

[capt_liarpants]

Franky! It's a joke! You're not supposed to know. You're suppposed to say, "What happened?"

[slashing_canon]

...Do you always start conversations like that?

[capt_liarpants]

Hey, Capell. There's nothing wrong with starting things off with a joke. Besides, everyone's freaked out right now, a joke might help.

[slashing_canon]

Yeah, I guess. I mean, I'm not sick or anything, but sure, in that case, I guess I do want to hear a joke.

[capt_liarpants]

You don't have to hear one if you don't want to.

[00_07]

A joke?

[capt_liarpants]

Yeah, things are a little gloomy right now. Want to hear one?

[00_07]

... I don't know.

[capt_liarpants]

I don't have to tell one but it might make you feel better!

[moextispicy]

Is it a good joke?

[capt_liarpants]

Of course, it's a good joke, Rika. It's in a joke book.

[moextispicy]

Then sure!

[capt_liarpants]

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?