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[soviet_catboy]

Welcome home!

Are you my user? I'm Necoco, thanks for buying me. Please take good care of me from today on!

Would you like to register me now?

((Necoco is deaged! As he is a robot, that... means something a little different. WARNING: NECOCO IS A SEXBOT. Threads may be sexual and squicky in nature.))

Comments

[stayinthecar]

...?

Necoco?

[soviet_catboy]

[Necoco makes a little dinging noise. New face registered!]

I'm Necoco, thanks for buying me.

[stayinthecar]

[...oh. i just figured this out. :|a ...better to play along than overload a circuit.]

You are very welcome.

[soviet_catboy]

What's your name?

You can enter your name through voice recognition, or spell it in English or Japanese.

[capthlock_rage]

Huh? Register... what?

((Backdated to... sometime when Zuko's not hospitalized.))

[soviet_catboy]

You can register your name, birthdate, interests, favorite food, and favorite position by using a simple vocal interface.

What's your name?

[capthlock_rage]

What are you talking about? It's me, Zuko.

[soviet_catboy]

Thank you, Zuko! It's nice to meet you. I'm very happy!

I can see from the samples on your clothes that you have a pet dog. What is your pet's name?

[aguidingoath]

[IN THIS THREAD: THE RUINATION OF ALL YOUR CHILDHOODS.]

Necoco... are you okay?

[soviet_catboy]

[...oh my god]

I'm really happy!

What's your name?

[aguidingoath]

Ah, it's me, Mickey... say, have ya run into any people wearin' dark robes lately?

[soviet_catboy]

Thank you, Mickey! It's nice to meet you. I'm very happy!

No, I have not run into any people wearin' dark robes lately. I'm sorry.

[climaxinside]

Register...?

[soviet_catboy]

[you poor bastard]

You can register your name, birthdate, interests, favorite food, and favorite position by using a simple vocal interface.

What's your name?

[climaxinside]

*story of my life*

U-Ummm....Nogami Ryoutarou. We've met before, haven't we?

[soviet_catboy]

Thank you, Nogami Ryou Ryoutarou! It's nice to meet you. I'm very happy!

I think I would have remembered you. You're really cute!

[killerofademon]

Register what?

[soviet_catboy]

You can register your name, birthdate, interests, favorite food, and favorite position by using a simple vocal interface.

What's your name?

[killerofademon]

. . . huh?

I'm Rath.

[soviet_catboy]

Thank you, Rath! It's nice to meet you. I'm very happy!

What would you like to do first?