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[soviet_catboy]

Welcome home!

Are you my user? I'm Necoco, thanks for buying me. Please take good care of me from today on!

Would you like to register me now?

((Necoco is deaged! As he is a robot, that... means something a little different. WARNING: NECOCO IS A SEXBOT. Threads may be sexual and squicky in nature.))

Comments

[capthlock_rage]

Huh? Register... what?

((Backdated to... sometime when Zuko's not hospitalized.))

[soviet_catboy]

You can register your name, birthdate, interests, favorite food, and favorite position by using a simple vocal interface.

What's your name?

[capthlock_rage]

What are you talking about? It's me, Zuko.

[soviet_catboy]

Thank you, Zuko! It's nice to meet you. I'm very happy!

I can see from the samples on your clothes that you have a pet dog. What is your pet's name?

[capthlock_rage]

... Jasmine. Her name's Jasmine.

[something seems off about him :|a]

[soviet_catboy]

Jasmine is a very cute name! I am happy that you have a pet.

What would you like to do first?

[capthlock_rage]

Uh...

... What would you like to do?

[soviet_catboy]

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Would you like to select your favorite type?

[capthlock_rage]

Type of what?

[soviet_catboy]

You can register your name, birthdate, interests, favorite food, and favorite position by using a simple vocal interface.

Would you like to select your favorite type?

[capthlock_rage]

Seriously, I don't understand the question!

[soviet_catboy]

Processing...

What type of person do you like?

[capthlock_rage]

. . .

I like all kinds of people.

[soviet_catboy]

You have chosen: random. Is this okay?

[capthlock_rage]

Not really...

[soviet_catboy]

Then, please specify your needs.