itp: sweet dreams?

[alwaysuserubber]

[LOOKS LIKE IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME AGAIN, FOLKS]

(( in honor of the recent srs poll, it's accidental bedninja time again! FUN FOR THE WHOLE MINGLIN' FAMILY ))

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[archaelologist]

[easily assembled Swedish furniture is so soothing]

[mechabro]

[can I make this more awkward? yeah I totally can.]

[archaelologist]

[...that better be a wrench]

[mechabro]

[yyyyessss it is since this is what happens when you nap in the workshop. fail.]

[archaelologist]

[ow. knocking that shit off wherever we are.]

[mechabro]

[snap.]

Ow, what the hell?

[archaelologist]

[...

TOTALLY STILL SLEEPING, REALLY]

[mechabro]

[ROLLS OFF FURNITURE]

[archaelologist]

[STILL SLEEPING SO HARD]

[alwaysuserubber]

[CAN'T GET MYSTERIOUSLY TELEPORTED IN MY SLEEP IF I WASN'T SLEEPIN'. ... totally climbing in your window, though]

[archaelologist]

[...You do know I used to be an assassin.]

[alwaysuserubber]

[I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING except that this window doesn't open wide enough and this book is awkward to carry 8|a]

[archaelologist]

[INTRUDER!

A hand just grew out of the windowsill to push you in the face.]

[alwaysuserubber]

[WELL THERE GOES MY ONE-HANDED GRIP

good thing i bounce]

Gyaaah--!

[alwaysuserubber]

[...]

[archaelologist]