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[dimanibussacrum]

[Today, Castor is posting new signs, freshly printed, to the library walls. He looks very pleased with himself.]

CFUD Library Rules and Policy

Comments

[mywifeaneva]

What happened to "no shirt, no shoes, no service?" That's kind of a problem, sometimes.

[butterflybuldge]

Are you talking about me, boy?

[mywifeaneva]

............................no?

[butterflybuldge]

Good.

[myblackwand]

Well, I hope that this will provide some clarity.

[dimanibussacrum]

Indeed. Perhaps I'll work on a map to the stage or the musical studios next, although I'm sure camp would find some way to make them invalid.

[myblackwand]

As to that, I nearly think it would.

[dimanibussacrum]

We can't have everything, I suppose. But a little peace and quiet would be welcome.

[butterflybuldge]

[... eating a cupcake on the premises]

You would think this would all be common sense. Ah, people.

[dimanibussacrum]

You would think so, yes.

[hands you a napkin]

[butterflybuldge]

[oh good, I had frosting on my face]

Well, whatever. There are plenty of rude people running around here, just like in any world.

[dimanibussacrum]

True, but now they're informed, one hopes.

[swornmyoaths]

Hey! "The dragon ate it" is a legitimate excuse!

[dimanibussacrum]

While I appreciate that Buryupa is a growing boy, he needs to avoid the magazine collection a little bit more carefully.

[swornmyoaths]

Magazines look like Frau's porn! It's not his fault he thinks it's okay to eat them.

[dimanibussacrum]

Well, if he finds a magazine inside of a book, he's certainly welcome to it.

[grumpysidekick]

It would be appreciated if people were to actually follow such rules. I suspect they will become little more than guidelines after a time, though.

[astheywish]

Humans do what they wish to do, whether that is to be constrained by rules or to break them. It is part of their nature.

[grumpysidekick]

[youuu kind of creep me out]

That isn't restricted to humanity.

[astheywish]

[I do that]

No, it would not be.