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[dimanibussacrum]

[Today, Castor is posting new signs, freshly printed, to the library walls. He looks very pleased with himself.]

CFUD Library Rules and Policy

Comments

[swornmyoaths]

Hey! "The dragon ate it" is a legitimate excuse!

[dimanibussacrum]

While I appreciate that Buryupa is a growing boy, he needs to avoid the magazine collection a little bit more carefully.

[swornmyoaths]

Magazines look like Frau's porn! It's not his fault he thinks it's okay to eat them.

[dimanibussacrum]

Well, if he finds a magazine inside of a book, he's certainly welcome to it.

[swornmyoaths]

I figured that much!

[dimanibussacrum]

Splendid. And if you remember, be sure to tell me later. I'll have to asses a charge to Frau.

[swornmyoaths]

I don't usually remember, but he likes taking the empty spines to Teito or burying them somewhere. If I find one of those, I'll bring it to you!

[dimanibussacrum]

That will do just fine, then. I suppose the spines would be the worst part to eat.

[swornmyoaths]

Yeah, they're rough and taste like glue or have stringy parts.

[dimanibussacrum]

At least there aren't too many staples?

[swornmyoaths]

Staples are the WORST.

[dimanibussacrum]

Well, I suppose it's lucky that we now have two healers in the house, just in case.

[swornmyoaths]

Yep.

[a_holy_oak]

It is not.

[swornmyoaths]

Yes it is!

[a_holy_oak]

Since when!