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[kagekachou]

[A secretary is walking through camp. This, in and of itself, would not be a remarkable event at all, save for the fact that a large word appears over his head:

Single

...but that must be inaccurate, seeing that the word erases itself and new words appear in its place.

In a Relationship with

...which erases itself...

Sing

. . . .

In a

Comments

[alwaysuserubber]

[MARRIED TO--well, it's a long list, but it includes most of the Straw Hats. WHAT A MYSTERY]

[mechabro]

Why is my name up there?

[alwaysuserubber]

Up where?

...

[mechabro]

...

[alwaysuserubber]

[... teehee]

[mechabro]

I get that we're a crew and we have a special relationship, but that's not exactly the RIGHT way to describe it...

[alwaysuserubber]

Nah, this is different!

[mechabro]

Yeah, exactly.

[alwaysuserubber]

[totally the opposite of reassuring armpat ♬]

Don't worry about it!

[mechabro]

When do I ever worry? Ha ha ha!

[alwaysuserubber]

Just help me out with Sanji later, okay?

[mechabro]

But he's part of the crew. He should be up there already.

[alwaysuserubber]

He won't let me slap him!

[mechabro]

Slap? Why the hell would ya do that?

[alwaysuserubber]

That's how it works.

[mechabro]

... what did you do, Straw Hat.