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[hasthreelegs]

[anyone who might've wandered by Bar Benten over the weekend would've noticed that it was (unusually) closed. Now, though, is a bar owner standing outside and looking up at a sign that had appeared above his door:

POST-VALENTINE'S DAY PARTY
FOR THE LONELY AND UNATTACHED
COME HAVE DRINKS AND BE ROMANCED BY THE STAFFfrom his expression, it's pretty

Comments

[borncaptain]

Do I get paid extra?

[hasthreelegs]

This is part of your job. Dealing with shit like this.

[borncaptain]

Hey, I don't mind romancing people for free, but I thought bartending was my job?

[hasthreelegs]

Nah, you work for me. Though I didn't think I'd put you on anything other than bartending duty, that's all. Besides, the other morons who usually work tend to do all that romancing stuff anyway.

[hasthreelegs]

Weren't you a host?

[hasthreelegs]

Hey, if you can get rid of the sign, you're off the hook. Both of you.

[pie_or_death]

[Pushed through the door as if by a foooorce]

Wh---hello... there.

[borncaptain]

Couldn't be a sexy girl, could it?

[pie_or_death]

Not last I checked.

[borncaptain]

Damn.

[ohno_u_didnt]

*Trying to fight the force and losing*

[borncaptain]

Hi there and welcome!

[ohno_u_didnt]

Hello....ah, I don't know how I wound up in here.

[borncaptain]

Hey, that's okay, you're here now.

[please_reapp]

[also staring up at it, like he's trying to decide]

[borncaptain]

Need some help?

[please_reapp]

Ah, I was actually coming to say hi to Kagari-san...

[borncaptain]

That's all?