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[hasthreelegs]

[anyone who might've wandered by Bar Benten over the weekend would've noticed that it was (unusually) closed. Now, though, is a bar owner standing outside and looking up at a sign that had appeared above his door:

POST-VALENTINE'S DAY PARTY
FOR THE LONELY AND UNATTACHED
COME HAVE DRINKS AND BE ROMANCED BY THE STAFFfrom his expression, it's pretty

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[pie_or_death]

[Pushed through the door as if by a foooorce]

Wh---hello... there.

[borncaptain]

Couldn't be a sexy girl, could it?

[pie_or_death]

Not last I checked.

[borncaptain]

Damn.

[pie_or_death]

And since I'm pretty sure this is the last place I want to be right now, I'm going to go ahead and go.

[Walks to the door and then in one motion walks back]

...Nevermind.

[borncaptain]

[draaaaapes] Come on in then.

[pie_or_death]

[Trying to slide his way out of the drape, after a fairly intense initial flinch]

I'm fine. Thanks.

[borncaptain]

You don't look fine to me. You look like you could use ten sturdy drinks.

[pie_or_death]

I'm naturally high strung.

[borncaptain]

Yeaaah, why don't you take a seat.

[pie_or_death]

[Allows himself to be steered somewhere if that is your proclivity]

[borncaptain]

So what happened? Got dumped on Valentine's day?

[pie_or_death]

My girlfriend got turned into a flower last week.

[borncaptain]

... Okay, at least you weren't dumped.

[pie_or_death]

You were saying something about drinks?

[borncaptain]

On it.