[storytime]

[mythbusting]

[ The weather was better than it had been in ages -- the sun was out, the toucans were shouting, and you could actually see dirt instead of snow around cabins. All in all, it was a decent day to clean up a set of armor without freezing to death outside or stinking up the whole cabin. Still, cleaning the leather on Greek armor is boring, so I asked

Comments

[canhascow]

I am not, unfortuneatly; I know only a few tales from reading, and I am too large to perform them.

[mythbusting]

You don't need to do a whole show.

[canhascow]

But that seems like it would be very dull, to sit and stare at someone who is doing nothing but talking; what would make it different from reading a book?

[mythbusting]

Listening's easier.

[rememberslove]

[waits expectantly]

[mythbusting]

Hi.

[rememberslove]

Are you telling the stories?

[mythbusting]

I was hoping someone else would give it a shot.

[tobethemiracle]

What kind of stories?

[mythbusting]

Old ones.

[tobethemiracle]

How old?

[mythbusting]

Really really old?

[3rd_dethroned]

Who cares? Most stories are boring! It's so much better to be out there doing things.

[mythbusting]

I am doing something.

[3rd_dethroned]

Something stupid. Why are you cleaning that thing? It would be easier to smash it apart and get a new one.

[mythbusting]

Leather doesn't smash if you take care of it.

[pie_or_death]

Um? No.

[mythbusting]

Not even one?

[pie_or_death]

You asked if I was good at telling them, not if I have any to tell. I suppose I could figure something out but I've never been really confident in my ability because it's one of those things where I always ruin the punchline or ending or whatever by forgetting key parts in the middle and then I have to go and backtrack and the entire general appeal of the story is ruined.

Usually.

[mythbusting]

Do your stories take a while?