[storytime]

[mythbusting]

[ The weather was better than it had been in ages -- the sun was out, the toucans were shouting, and you could actually see dirt instead of snow around cabins. All in all, it was a decent day to clean up a set of armor without freezing to death outside or stinking up the whole cabin. Still, cleaning the leather on Greek armor is boring, so I asked people in the area: ]

Anyone good at storytelling?