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[dozenpapercuts]

[This afternoon, you will find a certain baseball cap-wearing idiot wandering around. He's currently having a staring contest with a group of penguins and mumbling to himself.]

They totally shouldn't be walkin' around like that...

- Crap, now they're lookin' at me. Just look away nice and slow, dude. Nice and slow.

[here's Junpei! he doesn't

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[anhero2usall]

[... Oh hey, I recognize that hat!]

[dozenpapercuts]

[crap, now someone is behind me. turns around and ... oh, phew. exhales.]

Oh, it's just you. Dude, I totally thought one of 'em got up behind me or something.

[anhero2usall]

... Junpei.

[dozenpapercuts]

Yeah, it's me.

[dimanibussacrum]

[o hay, I haven't seen that hat in awhile]

Junpei-kun?

[dozenpapercuts]

Yeah, that's me.

[dimanibussacrum]

[ah, no recognition. pity.]

I am glad, as much as one can be, to see you back in Camp.

[dozenpapercuts]

Sorry dude, I don't think I know you.

[cancelingblades]

Y'know, I always thought you were an idiot, but I don't think you'd actually think the penguins would talk back at you.

[dozenpapercuts]

- Dude, I know they don't talk!

[cancelingblades]

I dunno, you didn't seem so sure about that.

[dozenpapercuts]

They're penguins!

[andcheckmyemail]

Just don't make the same mistake I did and kick them.

[dozenpapercuts]

No way, they always come after you in packs if you torture one of them.

[andcheckmyemail]

Yeah, I know.

[wary glance over to the pack of penguins, who are, in fact, watching him like he's a piece of fish]

[dozenpapercuts]

... [inches away a little. don't associate me with him. I love penguins.]

[string_along]

*... Staring at the idiot who is staring at the penguins.*

[dozenpapercuts]

[yay, staring circle.]

[string_along]

*well then, let's trolling!*

Oh my, you're rather brave.

[dozenpapercuts]

[... eep.]

Oh yeah? Why?