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[dozenpapercuts]

[This afternoon, you will find a certain baseball cap-wearing idiot wandering around. He's currently having a staring contest with a group of penguins and mumbling to himself.]

They totally shouldn't be walkin' around like that...

- Crap, now they're lookin' at me. Just look away nice and slow, dude. Nice and slow.

[here's Junpei! he doesn't

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[andcheckmyemail]

Just don't make the same mistake I did and kick them.

[dozenpapercuts]

No way, they always come after you in packs if you torture one of them.

[andcheckmyemail]

Yeah, I know.

[wary glance over to the pack of penguins, who are, in fact, watching him like he's a piece of fish]

[dozenpapercuts]

... [inches away a little. don't associate me with him. I love penguins.]

[andcheckmyemail]

Way to look out for someone!

[dozenpapercuts]

H-hey, I'm not doing anything.

[andcheckmyemail]

It's all right. If they decide to attack, I could probably handle them all myself.

[dozenpapercuts]

... I could totally handle them too.

[andcheckmyemail]

Don't really look like it.

[dozenpapercuts]

Hey, I'm actually pretty powerful!

[andcheckmyemail]

I'd ask you to prove it, but not near the penguins!

[dozenpapercuts]

I can! And I will!

Not near the penguins!

[andcheckmyemail]

I haven't tried fighting anything here yet. I'm not sure where to start.

[dozenpapercuts]

Yeah. Me either.

[andcheckmyemail]

Maybe a pack of zombies.