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[nooneexpectsthe]

[In the mess hall, there is a table set up. Sitting at the table are a nation and a Catholic priest. They are flanked by a group of three zombies dressed in some red robes. They look slightly confused as to why they're there, but the sign on the table offers some hint]

INQUISITORIAL SQUAD SIGN-UPS

... I thought the church ended the inquisition...

Comments

[brownunder]

But should we really be doing this?

[nooneexpectsthe]

I don't think so, but Camp made this my job.

[brownunder]

I don't remember signing this list...

[nooneexpectsthe]

Then why is your name on the list?

[lifeinrunes]

... An inquisition--an inquisition of what, exactly?

[nooneexpectsthe]

I'm guessing the Spanish Inquisition.

[lifeinrunes]

I think you're a little late.

[nooneexpectsthe]

I was there.

[steadysword]

[hand falls automatically to her sword!]

Inquisitors?

[nooneexpectsthe]

I guess so.

[steadysword]

What interest has the Church in these parts?

[nooneexpectsthe]

I don't think the Church really has any interest, but my job here is Camp High Inquisitor.

[nooneexpectsthe]

Well, it's been awhile...

[nooneexpectsthe]

You know what the inquisition does?

[sharpasfire]

[is reclining in a nearby comfy chair, or as comfy as you get in the Mess Hall]

Do you get a uniform if you join?

[head_overheels]

[hellooooo nurse]

Maybe with a choice between the hats?

[sharpasfire]

[...slightly familiar eyebrow quirk and frown]

I don't wear hats.

[head_overheels]

But it's part of the uniform, isn't it? Though I do think a hat would cover up too much...