itp: HANDYMAN

[mechabro]

[so today in camp, blah blah piles of wood, nails, etc. and one seven-and-a-half foot cyborg wearing a speedo in the snow.]

So I'm doin' my job today. What needs fixing around here?

[ooc: Franky can construct and demolish about anything! So this is a good time to ask for cabin fixups and whatnot. ♪

EDIT: STUFF GOING ON TONIGHT, BE BACK TOMORROW

Comments

[papacapinyo]

[........ well that's interesting. it's not like I am not standing here in fishnet and an open vest! in the snow! BUT STILL]

[mechabro]

HEY! HEY, LEMME SEE YOUR ARM!!

[papacapinyo]

Ya can see it from there, foo'!

[mechabro]

ARE YOU A CYBORG?

[failingheaven]

Can you fix weapons?

[mechabro]

I'm more of a carpenter, but I'll do a SUPER job of fixin' whatever you have!

[failingheaven]

Ah ... I'm not sure. I should think what I have is a little difficult to fix.

[mechabro]

Hah! I bet I can make shoot lasers when I'm done with it!

[precedent_hero]

[that is so not kosher -- staring (see Oz's expression)]

[mechabro]

S'up. Need your cabin fixed or what?

[precedent_hero]

I don't believe that's necessary. Where are your clothes?

[mechabro]

[PUSHES UP SUNGLASSES]

What's it matter to you?

[boxbythebed]

Nice banana hammock.

[mechabro]

Where's bananas?

[boxbythebed]

Well, I know where they aren't.

[mechabro]

... [ok.] You need somethin' fixed, lady?

[niceandneet]

[ omg dnwwwww D: ]

[mechabro]

Oh, Saki! Haven't been accidentally demolishing stuff lately, have you? Ha ha ha!

[niceandneet]

W-what? I already explained myself!--but, but wait, that's not the important issue here!

[mechabro]

What issue?