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[mysteryomnomnom]

Olivia stretched wantonly on the sofa bed, her over-sized and fungi-riddled feet knocking her only friend -- a small cat named Alexander who hated her and wished fervently to run away and join the circus -- off the cushions and on to the floor. The cat hissed, but Olivia cared not, for she was very busy writing terrible fanfiction in an effort to

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[tigerken]

Is NaNoWriMo food?

[but_a_wolf]

Tell me your best friend's name.

[tigerken]

Retsu and Ran!

[but_a_wolf]

'Let me tell you the story' Olivia told Alexander. 'The love story of Retsu and Ran, who after finding love in each other, also found love in a young man named Jan.'

[but_a_wolf]

Oh I'm sure we can.

[mysteryomnomnom]

Stories contained within my story that are entirely irrelevant do still count towards the final word count, don't they?

[but_a_wolf]

Of course. Much like in One Thousand and One Nights.

[mysteryomnomnom]

It will be as if old Persia supported works that contained what is technically copyright infringement, I promise.

How is your own story progressing?

[climaxinside]

....U-Ummm....

[but_a_wolf]

Yo~?

[climaxinside]

Sorry.

[but_a_wolf]

What for?

[peacockeyes]

... what?

[mysteryomnomnom]

Hello! Would you like to be added to the story?

[peacockeyes]

No thank you.

[mysteryomnomnom]

Not even if I promise it will be a story full of magic and mystery? And also possibly musical numbers, along with a smart-aleck sidekick who is a prostitute with a heart of gold?

[write_it_in]

[sits]

[but_a_wolf]

SENSEI~ ARE YOU DONE YET?

[write_it_in]

I haven't started. Are we racing?

[but_a_wolf]

Last year I was done two weeks in. I'm disappointed in myself.