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[mysteryomnomnom]

Olivia stretched wantonly on the sofa bed, her over-sized and fungi-riddled feet knocking her only friend -- a small cat named Alexander who hated her and wished fervently to run away and join the circus -- off the cushions and on to the floor. The cat hissed, but Olivia cared not, for she was very busy writing terrible fanfiction in an effort to

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[but_a_wolf]

Oh I'm sure we can.

[mysteryomnomnom]

Stories contained within my story that are entirely irrelevant do still count towards the final word count, don't they?

[but_a_wolf]

Of course. Much like in One Thousand and One Nights.

[mysteryomnomnom]

It will be as if old Persia supported works that contained what is technically copyright infringement, I promise.

How is your own story progressing?

[but_a_wolf]

I have Tom talking about your Olivia talking about that young man over there. Obviously, it is genius.

[mysteryomnomnom]

Our combined efforts could not producing anything but.

[but_a_wolf]

I wonder if I can sneak in Dracula killing Edward Cullen.

[mysteryomnomnom]

The murder weapon can be good taste!

[but_a_wolf]

Maybe Bella can kill herself when faced with a psychologist.

[mysteryomnomnom]

Or several womens rights activists.

[but_a_wolf]

I still don't understand how anyone published it.

[mysteryomnomnom]

There is no accounting for taste, I suppose. I was unsure if I found the books unremarkable due to my lack of understanding the teenage female psyche, but it appears they are universally reviled.

[but_a_wolf]

They are, at least on the internet. Other authors don't have a high opinion on them either.

[mysteryomnomnom]

The series makes money. That is one point in its favor.

[but_a_wolf]

I wish my books sold that well.

[mysteryomnomnom]

Capitalize on the romantic monster theme. Surely the Wolfman's time to shine in the moonlight is overdue.