ITP: Wham bam, thank you ma'am.

[futureseeing]

[Today in Camp, there is a giant sign, and standing in front of it is a lady. She reads it out loud]

The south will rise again? I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means.

(ooc; In this post, characters can only speak in innuendo. Have at it!)

Comments

[teawithmilf]

South of what? Whose south? If I'm headed south, it'd better be someplace warm with plenty of wet nearby.

[futureseeing]

Wet? I'm somewhat fond of wetness. It makes it fairly easy to slide in.

[teawithmilf]

It's a good deal better than being too dry, yeah? Oh that's never any good, no one can enjoy themselves.

[futureseeing]

Dry spells do tend to be rather uncomfortable.

[das_sourkraut]

...Not too quickly, I would hope.

[futureseeing]

Quickly or not, what does it matter if it's rising?

[das_sourkraut]

Too quickly gives you little time for preparation or action, in which case it will end too quickly.

[futureseeing]

How much preparation is needed for this sort of thing?

[areplicatedhope]

What's wrong with going down south?

[futureseeing]

Well, it matters if the south is rising, wouldn't you agree?

[areplicatedhope]

It could be just a soft uprising. I think those happen a lot.

[futureseeing]

A soft uprising? How is that different from a hard uprising?

[outofthenet]

I think it means we're gonna need to use protection.

[futureseeing]

Protection from what? Penetration?

[outofthenet]

Yeah -- that's it! The Director's barrier is going to be penetrated!

[futureseeing]

Is that really so awful? I wouldn't want to watch, of course.

[notmakingout]

[this is so different than always]

I wouldn't mind headin' south with ya ta check, darlin'.

[futureseeing]

How far south would we have to go?

[notmakingout]

It wouldn't be the full experience without goin' all the way!

[futureseeing]

But I have a headache today.