ITP: Wham bam, thank you ma'am.

[futureseeing]

[Today in Camp, there is a giant sign, and standing in front of it is a lady. She reads it out loud]

The south will rise again? I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means.

(ooc; In this post, characters can only speak in innuendo. Have at it!)

Comments

[areplicatedhope]

What's wrong with going down south?

[futureseeing]

Well, it matters if the south is rising, wouldn't you agree?

[areplicatedhope]

It could be just a soft uprising. I think those happen a lot.

[futureseeing]

A soft uprising? How is that different from a hard uprising?

[areplicatedhope]

One wilts under pressure.

[futureseeing]

Too much pressure can be a bad thing no matter what, however.

[acivilservant]

Well, it depends a lot on the location, but around here, I think it might be just a little too hot for some people to handle.

[areplicatedhope]

You'll never know unless you try!

[acivilservant]

Some people just aren't as adventurous as you are, Luke, even if you're getting a late start at it.

[areplicatedhope]

I'm early!

[acivilservant]

Haha, don't get so worked up! It's not a race, or anything.

[areplicatedhope]

I don't want to be last.

[acivilservant]

I don't think you have to worry about that -- I've been pretty much everywhere, and even I'm impressed with all the stuff you've done, Luke.

[areplicatedhope]

I just don't want to be on the bottom for once; I want to be on top of things.

[acivilservant]

[Manly shoulder pat]

You'll always be on top, as far as I'm concerned, Luke.