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[textbooktsun]

[There's a man sitting outside the library with a book, trying very hard to ignore all of you weird people and your weird swamp.

It's not working, though, which is pretty obvious by the way he keeps twitching. Or maybe the book is just that bad, who knows?]

[OOC: New voice, new icons etc. I will be slow but feel free to tag whenever, I'll be

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[hitode]

somarried

[darknightrain]

SHARE!!1

[hitode]

. . . I thought that was a spatula at first.

[darknightrain]

. . . Yellow spatula?!

[servicewitha]

[leans over his shoulder to see what he's reading]

[textbooktsun]

[Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters]

What do you want? And feel free to take a few steps back.

[servicewitha]

[doesn't move]

The one with zombies is better.

[textbooktsun]

[scooting a little ways away]

Nothing could be worse, at least.

[positive_print]

[BLINK BLINK]

[textbooktsun]

[mutter mutter 'stupid book' mutter]

[positive_print]

[stepping a little closer, jiiiiiiii]

[textbooktsun]

[sidelong glance]

[borncaptain]

[snatches the book and flicking through it]

[textbooktsun]

-Hey!

[borncaptain]

Real paper, too. Niiiice.

[textbooktsun]

Of course it's real paper! What else would it be?

[warpspace]

Do you not like your book?

[textbooktsun]

Some idiot went and put monsters in a classic.

[warpspace]

Really? Which one?

[textbooktsun]

[holds up Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters]