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[textbooktsun]

[There's a man sitting outside the library with a book, trying very hard to ignore all of you weird people and your weird swamp.

It's not working, though, which is pretty obvious by the way he keeps twitching. Or maybe the book is just that bad, who knows?]

[OOC: New voice, new icons etc. I will be slow but feel free to tag whenever, I'll be

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[borncaptain]

[snatches the book and flicking through it]

[textbooktsun]

-Hey!

[borncaptain]

Real paper, too. Niiiice.

[textbooktsun]

Of course it's real paper! What else would it be?

[borncaptain]

You'd be surprised.

[tossing it back to you] Why are you reading out in this weather anyway?

[textbooktsun]

[has a big cozy scarf okay]

Have you seen some of the books in there? No way.

[borncaptain]

What's wrong with them?

[textbooktsun]

One tried to bite me! Books shouldn't do that!

[borncaptain]

Did you piss it off?

[textbooktsun]

I didn't do anything! I'm a literature professor, I like books!

[borncaptain]

Maybe books don't like literature professors.

[textbooktsun]

...Why not?

Ugh, but here it looks like anything is possible.

[borncaptain]

You better get used to it.

[textbooktsun]

Figures.

[borncaptain]

Don't look so depressed. It'll bring my mood down.

[textbooktsun]

I'm not depressed, I'm pissed off!