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[fuckoshiyou]

[Outside the camp mess hall, along one of the walls, there are two things of potential interest. The first is a large nest of hornets up near the roof, buzzing angrily. The second is a muscular Japanese man dressed in red armor and a ninja gi, whistling loudly at the hive.]

Hey, no need to be so riled!

[Intropost, newcomer, and such! Pardon any

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[lol_intertubes]

[...What.]

[fuckoshiyou]

[And now he's going to take a break from his inexplicable activity to turn to Raidou!]

Whoa, Raidou! Didn't know you were here!

[lol_intertubes]

[...And again, What.]

Excuse me?

[fuckoshiyou]

[His shit-eating grin does not register your confusion.]

I got a job here! The place ain't really what I was expectin', though...

[loveandcourage]

[a loli is staring at you]

I smell something rare...!

[fuckoshiyou]

[He turns to look at her. Down a bit, actually.]

...Well, I haven't taken a bath since I got here, come to think of it.

Ah, do you need anything, kid? I'm a counselor after all, so... y'know.

[loveandcourage]

I can smell something really rare from you! Do you by any chance have treasure of some sort?

[fuckoshiyou]

Well, ah... I guess you could say that, miss? I got bugs, anyway.

[alwaysuserubber]

Ah?

[fuckoshiyou]

Hm? I wasn't talkin' to you, I was talkin' to them.

[Points at the large have on the side of the building.]

[alwaysuserubber]

... Did you throw a rock at 'em? They get mad when you do that, you know.

[fuckoshiyou]

Nah. Actually, I'm tryin' to get 'em to settle down. Dunno what got the little guys all fired up.

[fuckoshiyou]

Yeah?

[fuckoshiyou]

Hey, I'm trying to calm 'em down!

[Whistles louder! They slow down. Kinda. A bit.]

[cant_touch_this]

Are you a hornet-whisperer, because I'd really like to employ your services if you are as there are thousands of honey bees who are potentially in great peril at the moment, what with their being the natural prey of hornets and oh, I can't believe I never noticed a hornet nest in the process of being built before this!

[fuckoshiyou]

[Taking his eyes off the hive for the moment.]

Huh? Hold your horses, missy, one thing at a time.

Look, I dunno what you mean about whisperin', because I gotta whistle to get their attention. See?

[He whistles loudly. The hornets... slow down a bit, at least.]

[cant_touch_this]

Well I've never heard of whistling being the way to deal with hornets, but I'll trust your expertise on the subject. I'm sorry if I seem overly flustered; it's just that I've got a rogue honey-harvesting operation up on the roof and I'm really very fond of my bees and I'd rather they didn't turn out to be snack bar for a nest of hungry hornets, if at all possible.

[fuckoshiyou]

[Nods quietly to himself.]

I see, I see. Yeah, that'd be a cryin' shame, wouldn't it? Hm.

Well, maybe I could ask 'em to move?