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[fuckoshiyou]

[Outside the camp mess hall, along one of the walls, there are two things of potential interest. The first is a large nest of hornets up near the roof, buzzing angrily. The second is a muscular Japanese man dressed in red armor and a ninja gi, whistling loudly at the hive.]

Hey, no need to be so riled!

[Intropost, newcomer, and such! Pardon any

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[fuckoshiyou]

Yeah?

[fuckoshiyou]

Hey, I'm trying to calm 'em down!

[Whistles louder! They slow down. Kinda. A bit.]

[fuckoshiyou]

[The hornets get even louder! Apparently they do not swing that way, bro.]

The hell are you doin'?

[fuckoshiyou]

[It says some strange things about Dahn's canon that this brings up somewhat traumatic memories.]

Look, I'm a professional when it comes to bugs. Just lemme handle it.

Besides that, you really don't want bugs gettin' all high-falutin' and big headed.

[fuckoshiyou]

[Smiles proudly!]

A Fukoshi.

[fuckoshiyou]

Not really. I'm a ninja, after all! I just know how to deal with 'em, let 'em know who's boss.

[fuckoshiyou]

When there's a job to be done, someone's gotta do it.

[Nods firmly.]

[fuckoshiyou]

Oh, no. I'm a deadly and handsome ninja assassin who uses bugs in his line of work.