thumbnails make my life easier, kids

[halfcocked]

[so today outside the Arts and Crafts Hut, Devit is putting the finishing touches on a work PAMPHLET FTR of staggering genius.]

Comments

[mythbusting]

That's not how I remember the story about the flood.

[halfcocked]

I know! That's because the Bible is all bullshit!

[mythbusting]

I was thinking about Pandora's Box and Deucalion.

[halfcocked]

Huh?

[a_mighty_oak]

[...peeeeeeer]

Why would you even include some of the questions if you're not going to answer them?

[halfcocked]

Because people are always asking them anyway!

[a_mighty_oak]

You wasted an entire page on not telling us what you can do!

[halfcocked]

I couldn't think of what else to put on that page! Plus it's not my fault I don't have my powers right now!

[mysteryomnomnom]

So you assume you are a species set above other humans?

[halfcocked]

Nope! I know I am! I don't have to assume shit!

[mysteryomnomnom]

And it is implied that you also assume no mere human could defeat you.

[halfcocked]

[shifts uncomfortably] Usually--usually! When I'm all of myself! No human or anything else could beat me then!

[dimanibussacrum]

[from behind you]

Copy machine for what?

[halfcocked]

[startles] Uh, for--for these--uh--

[dimanibussacrum]

Oh, is that a homeade report? There should be one in the library...

[peering at it]

[halfcocked]

Report? Kinda . . .

[shifting like he can't decide whether to try and hide them or not]

[povertyprincess]

Did you draw the cartoons? They're kind of cute.

[halfcocked]

Yeah. I wasn't really going for cute . . . Should I add some fire and stuff?

[povertyprincess]

Lasers would be better. If you add fire, people are going to think you're going to hell for wanting to murder people.

[halfcocked]

Oh. How do you draw lasers, though? They just look like lights! It doesn't look cool unless you put them on something.