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[halfcocked]

[so today outside the Arts and Crafts Hut, Devit is putting the finishing touches on a work PAMPHLET FTR of staggering genius.]

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[mythbusting]

That's not how I remember the story about the flood.

[halfcocked]

I know! That's because the Bible is all bullshit!

[mythbusting]

I was thinking about Pandora's Box and Deucalion.

[halfcocked]

Huh?

[mythbusting]

You know, Pandora opened the box with all the evils of mankind, and the world was covered in pretty bad people, so Zeus flooded the world and only Deucalion and his wife survived the flood in a big boat?

[halfcocked]

No? What the fuck is that? Is that the same thing with different names?

[mythbusting]

Except for the part where the guy with the boat comes back to life looking like a punk rocker.

[halfcocked]

I said it wasn't a boat! And I'm not really him, just part of him!

[mythbusting]

Okay, the guy with a boat or something that people think was a boat. This is the first I've heard about him having special powers.

[halfcocked]

I dunno if he did or not.

[mythbusting]

But you're part of him and you do.

[halfcocked]

Yup! So maybe he did? Don't ask me! Shit, if he had powers from all of us . . . that's really powerful . . .

[mythbusting]

You've got a super-memory and you don't know?

[halfcocked]

I only got part of his memories. There's 13 of us! 14, 12, whatever!

[mythbusting]

That's a lot.

[halfcocked]

One for each memory! Two of one of 'em!