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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well hello there, campers and counselors and things that aren't indigenous to North America at Camp Fuck You Die! As of today, your great camp director has personally hired me to help keep all you little folk informed about things! She seemed a little grumpy today, though. It was something about equal opportunity hiring.As your new speakerphone

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[mythbusting]

Howdy.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Howdy, camper!

[mythbusting]

What are you?

[fu_noobspeaker]

I'm the new speakerphone person in camp!

[thepiltdownman]

...howdy. Who says howdy?

[fu_noobspeaker]

Campers say "howdy!" That's what my book told me that I read over religiously on the train so I'd know what to say to you kids when I got here!

[thepiltdownman]

Yeah, no. Whatever book you were reading was definitely wrong on that.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Maybe you just aren't in the camping spirit yet!

[windofiron]

Informed about things like what?

... Hamsters?

[fu_noobspeaker]

Camp things, of course! I could keep you informed about television shows too, but "Guiding Light" got cancelled . . .

[windofiron]

So do you know if I can get permission from somewhere to head back to where I need to be?

[fu_noobspeaker]

You'll have to ask Mr. Loudspeaker about that!

[deadbeatgoeson]

Yeah, those are some real high standards there.

[fu_noobspeaker]

I know they've been taking good care of you! Whenever that one guy says "[**** ********** ****]", I know that really just means he cares lots about the people here!

[deadbeatgoeson]

Yeah, that's great. Why don't you go learn more very important lessons way the hell away from the mic, huh?

[fu_noobspeaker]

But then I wouldn't get paid!

[lovemeandespair]

Howdy ♥!

[fu_noobspeaker]

Howdy!

[lovemeandespair]

Don't work too hard, okay?

[fu_noobspeaker]

I'll try not to, miss!