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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well hello there, campers and counselors and things that aren't indigenous to North America at Camp Fuck You Die! As of today, your great camp director has personally hired me to help keep all you little folk informed about things! She seemed a little grumpy today, though. It was something about equal opportunity hiring.As your new speakerphone

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[mythbusting]

Howdy.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Howdy, camper!

[mythbusting]

What are you?

[fu_noobspeaker]

I'm the new speakerphone person in camp!

[mythbusting]

Nice to meet you.

So do you do anything besides bounce around?

[fu_noobspeaker]

Why, I sure do! I'm going to help announce important things!

[mythbusting]

Anything interesting for today?

[fu_noobspeaker]

Isn't my introduction interesting?

[mythbusting]

It hurts to read. More than usual.

[windofiron]

Standards...

[mythbusting]

What?

[windofiron]

I wasn't told that standards here were ... strange-looking text and moving hamster pictures.

[mythbusting]

I think you need to find someone who's been here longer to talk about standards.

[windofiron]

Have you found somewhere to sleep, yet?

[mythbusting]

Yeah, cabin thirteen. You?

[windofiron]

I didn't get very good offers when I asked.