In 1492, Columbus sailed the Ocean blue

[nooneexpectsthe]

[If you look out at the lake today, you might find a certain passionate country, except something seems a bit different about him. He's dressed in armor that looks like it hasn't been around since the 16th century and is surrounded by a gaggle of zombies that are dressed the same way. He's conversing with one of them]

Ah, this doesn't look like

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[deagingly]

[oh god how many issues do you have]

Spain, what are you doing?

[nooneexpectsthe]

[you don't even want to know :D]

Do I know you?

[deagingly]

[IDK, MAN, CAUSE NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM. this is crazy!1]

How could you forget me?

[nooneexpectsthe]

[man, don't even let me use my axe, that's some real crazy right there]

I don't think we've met!

[sqpeg_roundhole]

Are you trying out your Halloween costume?

[nooneexpectsthe]

Halloween?

[sqpeg_roundhole]

It's a holiday at the end of October. People dress up in costumes and get candy.

[nooneexpectsthe]

Is that something native here then?

[andcranny]

[stops and looks at the poor man funny]

[nooneexpectsthe]

[animal... thing]

[andcranny]

[just shakes his head]

Kids these days...

[nooneexpectsthe]

[TALKING ANIMAL THING!]

[leavethe_gun]

Boss, what the fuck.

[nooneexpectsthe]

I'm sorry?

[leavethe_gun]

You haven't pulled this shit in centuries, moron. Did you get fucking nostalgic or something?

[nooneexpectsthe]

But Isabella and Ferdinand asked me to come along with Columbus.

[points to zombie he was talking to]

[me_fuckyeah]

Denied.

[nooneexpectsthe]

Indian?

[me_fuckyeah]

No, I'm America, and you can't claim my land, duh!

[nooneexpectsthe]

This land belongs to me now.